"Better Eyesight" goes mobile!

To the fellow readers,

Recently, I had an idea that, wouldn't it be great if one could simply
read their favorite Better Eyesight articles on demand, whenever they
want, wherever they want? Well, it appears our dream has been
accomplished!

So then I decided to copy the entire run of Dr.Bates magazines right
out of the computer and into my phone, check it out!

http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/8787/dscf4670so5.jpg
http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/8479/dscf4679gd8.jpg
http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/6874/dscf4681wo8.jpg
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http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/8826/dscf4716pb4.jpg
http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/363/dscf4717ba1.jpg

All readers are invited to contact me via email, please do not
hesitate to ask, and I will gladly send you the files in zip format
(to make it easier to transfer - and don't worry, no viruses were
attached. total file size = 1.4mb). They are organized very nicely and
made into .txt format which most up to date phones should accept.

Thank you for your dedication.

Zetsu

 

Dear Zits,

Why post all these Links.

I am certain the reader can read what he chooses from this Link

http://www.central-fixation.com/bettereyesight.htm

Zits, you will get too much "eye strain" from reading all your
Bates references. And as Bates said, too much "strain" causes
intellectual blindess -- to his 1913 study.

Enjoy,

 

Though I certainly cannot endorse ANYTHING that "Zetsu" has EVER
posted, the mere fact that Otis is antagonistic toward him/her/it can
only HELP Zetsu's credibility.

 

I have a present for you.

 

OBVIOUSLY BECAUSE THAT VERSION IS INCOMPLETE, NOT TO MENTION IT'S FULL
OF TYPOS LAST TIME I CHECKED.

 

DUDE THAT'S MEAN! Zetsu is credible because he uses scientific
evidence, unlike Otis.

 

WILL AND EM ARE PERFECT MATCHES LEIK OMZOD

will=bates and em=lierman, later to be pronounced the lovely wife of
Dr. WILLiam Horatio Bates.

WILL you practice the BATES method already?! HELLO?! oh sorry...i
forgot you're mentally strain. (then to the BM, duh!)

 

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BM = Bates Method

-or-

BM = Bowel Movement

hehehe