Hello everyone! I am not a doctor.

Discussion in 'Optometry Archives' started by acemanvx, May 12, 2006.

  1. acemanvx

    acemanvx Guest

    Some of you were thinking I am a doctor because I know so much about
    the eye and vision. Well just to clear up the confusion, I am not a
    doctor nor have I ever claimed to be one. I like reading and
    researching, mostly because I have vision problems on my own and its
    something I can relate well with. Many of you have similar or identical
    vision problems as me. What I say is my own opinion and how it relates
    to me and my research. Take with a grain of salt what anyone on the
    internet says. When in doubt, seek a real doctor in person. You can
    look to the internet for opinions/advice but get your facts by visiting
    a doctor in person.
    acemanvx, May 12, 2006
  2. acemanvx

    Neil Brooks Guest

    Make (at least part of) this your permanent signature and I'll be very

    I always tell people that I'm not a doctor. That way, I never have to
    worry if everybody happened to find that one post from May 11th, at
    4:54pm that I wrote.....

    Ace, have you tried periocular warming for your accommodative excess?


    OR: http://tinyurl.com/obpyd

    All you need is to buy or make a rice (or corn) bag. You can put a
    couple of cups of uncooked rice in a sock if you want the easy way.

    Microwave the sock until it's warm (NOT HOT--I use high power for
    about 2 minutes), then put the warm rice bag over your closed eyes for
    ten minutes.

    Check your vision before and after.

    You can buy them, too. Something like this:

    Neil Brooks, May 12, 2006
  3. acemanvx

    CatmanX Guest

    Ace is a stupid moron. I am an optometrist, and that my little Nancy
    boy is my professional opinion.

    P.S. When you put that sock of rice in the microwave Nancy, make sure
    your head is in there as well.

    dr grant

    "Some of you were thinking I am a doctor because I know so much about
    the eye and vision." FFS, no-one thinks this. Everyone tinks you are a
    stupid little twit that needs daddy's permission to get an eye test.
    CatmanX, May 12, 2006
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    p.clarkii Guest

    only YOU think you know so much about the eye and vision.
    go eat some mushrooms twit.
    p.clarkii, May 13, 2006
  5. acemanvx

    acemanvx Guest

    Wow you are sure rude, especially Grant! I am not the only one that is
    pointing out your lack of manners and vulgar language. Others have also
    commented on it. People pay more attention to those who show their
    manners. You may think I dont know much about vision but one thing is
    clear, I sure know my manners
    acemanvx, May 13, 2006
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    serebel Guest

    Ace, you're a retard. No one thinks you are a doctor. They know you're
    a retard though, so rest assured.
    serebel, May 13, 2006
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    Beermonster Guest

    One thing I have noticed is the title of this thread is almost straight
    out of the mouth of Dr Nick Riviera, the quack doctor in the Simpsons,
    who got his degree at the Hollywood Upstairs University
    Beermonster, May 14, 2006
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