The Introduction to sci.med.vision

Discussion in 'Eye-Care' started by Remus Lupin, Aug 20, 2007.

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    Remus Lupin Guest

    Greetings, newcomer!

    Welcome to sci.med.vision, home of extreme comedy theatre, including
    everything ranging from stupidity to genius, from ordinary to
    downright creepy. There are a number of strange and exquisite beings
    to observe and enjoy the prescense of, in this marvellous world of
    mayhem.

    We have a number of both strange and wacky, and Most Wise characters
    who you will find often roaming this landmark of the internet. We
    encourage you to aquaint yourself with these brilliant and incredible
    creatures, who will bring a smile to your face and entertain you at
    even the most sullen of times. Allow me to introduce the notable
    citizens:

    Otis S Brown - Clown of the party, saviour of the comedy, you will
    soon learn to marvell at his grandeous wisdom as he lectures on the
    superb and miraculous healing strengths of the gracious Plus Lens
    Prevention. Oh, such great laughs he brings to this place, a man of
    unending determination, ridiculed by some, though sympthazied in
    others. He will fight to the End of Time Itself, for the truth must
    eventually manifest. However, be wary! Do not ever attempt to engage
    this 67 year-old man in direct conversation; as you will soon
    discover, it is simply not possible. He will make you pound the desk
    in frustration, cry in your wrath, and -- in the case of the
    subsequent mentioned character -- go absolutely insane.

    Neil David Brooks - The greatest cynisist ever to walk the earth, this
    Great Ogre, currently aged 43, will ravage the Earth with his
    neverending Wrath. IF you ever have the unpleasantry of meeting this
    fellow when he is in his tantrum period, my advice to you is as
    follows: Run for your dear life. This chap will argue to the very bone
    of matter, will destroy to the very seed of fruit, will merthlessly
    hunt others down for self pleasure, will laugh at the expense of the
    weak. However, there are short periods when he appears to show remorse
    at his actions, and will help others to the best of his ability. If he
    is in a friendly mood, then you will learn a great deal from his High
    Wisdom. Nonetheless, these short periods are few in number, and for
    the most part this strange fellow seems to spend his time hunting down
    the Prime Enemy -- Otis Brown. He will not rest until the destined
    prophecy of the destruction of Otis has been fullfilled.

    Ms.MikaBrainy - The heart of the newsgroup, this Queen is certain that
    She is the Grand Master of Sarcasm and Satire. And there is no doubt,
    she is! This woman, as you will know, spends her time Most Wisely,
    attempting to uncover the Real Truth of the mysterious tyrannical
    villain, "Zetsu". She is gifted with the remarkable ablility of
    unearthing the most Dark of Secrets, while she reveals the Great Scam
    of the so called "Bates Method", supposed cure of All Eye Defects.
    Will she succeed? Stay tuned to SMV Broadcast, and all will Be
    Revealed.

    That's all for now, folks.

    Farewell!
     
    Remus Lupin, Aug 20, 2007
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    Jason Sperry Guest

    LOL! That was really captivating! :eek:)
     
    Jason Sperry, Aug 20, 2007
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    Jason Sperry Guest

    Whoa, I didn't even know it was you until I clicked on "View Profile".
    XD
     
    Jason Sperry, Aug 20, 2007
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