There are no atheists in a foxhole

Discussion in 'Optometry Archives' started by Neil Brooks, Dec 4, 2009.

  1. Neil Brooks

    Neil Brooks Guest

    I'll take it for granted that all of you know what that means (except
    Otis, who is clearly too stupid to pour water out of a shoe that has
    the instructions etched on its heel).

    Think about that statement vis-a-vis Uncle Otie.

    He spends his ENTIRE "adult life" railing against the eye care system,
    and yet ... when it's HIS turn in the foxhole (cataracts), he rushes
    to them, crying like a little baby, for help.

    Were it not FOR the system that Otis daily and vehemently derides, eye
    doctors would likely have prescribed a thorough bleeding, a few
    magical elixirs, and a vacation in a drier climate -- perhaps leaving
    Uncle Otie *genuinely* blind, rather than just intellectually blind,
    as he is.

    Were (Scr)Otis to have been treated by a practitioner with such
    disregard for the scientific method as HE has, they'd likely have
    tried to remove his cataracts by affixing and quickly removing duct
    tape ... or some similar method.

    The hypocrisy of this idiot -- like his abject ignorance -- simply
    knows no bounds.

    I salute, you Uncle Otie. You are TRULY the most idiotic person I
    have ever encountered :)
     
    Neil Brooks, Dec 4, 2009
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  2. Neil Brooks

    Neil Brooks Guest

    Bumped.

    It's time, again.
     
    Neil Brooks, Dec 9, 2009
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  3. Neil Brooks

    Neil Brooks Guest

    I'll take it for granted that all of you know what that means (except
    Otis, who is clearly too stupid to pour water out of a shoe that has
    the instructions etched on its heel).

    Think about that statement vis-a-vis Uncle Otie.

    He spends his ENTIRE "adult life" railing against the eye care system,
    and yet ... when it's HIS turn in the foxhole (cataracts), he rushes
    to them, crying like a little baby, for help.

    Were it not FOR the system that Otis daily and vehemently derides, eye
    doctors would likely have prescribed a thorough bleeding, a few
    magical elixirs, and a vacation in a drier climate -- perhaps leaving
    Uncle Otie *genuinely* blind, rather than just intellectually blind,
    as he is.

    Were (Scr)Otis to have been treated by a practitioner with such
    disregard for the scientific method as HE has, they'd likely have
    tried to remove his cataracts by affixing and quickly removing duct
    tape ... or some similar method.

    The hypocrisy of this idiot -- like his abject ignorance -- simply
    knows no bounds.

    I salute, you Uncle Otie. You are TRULY the most idiotic person I
    have ever encountered :)
     
    Neil Brooks, Jan 22, 2010
    #3
  4. Neil Brooks

    BD Guest

    Scrotis. Eh-hehhheh... good one. (doing best Beavis laugh I can
    muster...)
     
    BD, Jan 23, 2010
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