You heard it here first!

Discussion in 'Optometry Archives' started by The Real Bev, Apr 9, 2004.

  1. The Real Bev

    The Real Bev Guest

    Oh yuck. And I thought that tattooed eye liner was creepy. Am I wrong,
    or does the illustration not exactly match the description?

    "Once you've provoked a few people into publicly swearing they are going
    to hunt you down and kill you, the thrill wears off." -Elric of Imrryr
    The Real Bev, Apr 9, 2004
  2. The Real Bev

    LarryDoc Guest

    Hey. Wait a minute. I can do it in less than 5 minutes and far cheaper!
    Just grab one of my daughter's little jewel stickers and slice it right
    under the conjunctiva. I'll do it for $200 and limit my practice to no
    more than 500 per day.

    But seriously, YUCK! Really, there might be a big market for this
    "procedure". Could be a big seller.

    And, of course, it wont really matter if it's safe or has a low-ish risk
    factor. It will be all about marketing.


    Dr. Larry Bickford, O.D.
    Family Practice Eye Health & Vision Care

    The Eyecare Connection
    larrydoc at eye-care-contacts dot com (remove -)
    LarryDoc, Apr 10, 2004
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